My own special brand of crazy - 30 (monkey junction)
age : 30 body art : Yay! LOTR tattoos body : big height : 6'0" (182cm) status : single : Happy go lucky!
Physical appearance means little to me, yours or mine, inner beauty and health are so much more important. This means I'm attracted to big girls with big boobs as well as slim freckled girls with flat chests... and everything in between. Sexy is always there to me.
I try to be a gentleman (ICK! old fashioned), so what does that mean. More or less I treat you with respect, open the door, call you ma'am (if you're ten years younger than me I will STILL call you ma'am, it doesn't mean you're old for gods sake, it's an ingrained thing, it's how I was raised), make breakfast in bed, give you an excellent massage when the need arises, and care for you when you're sick. It can be annoying to some women, I know, but there it is.
I enjoy dining in or out, movies in or out (good movies as well as bad), walking trails, biking, the beach, cooking and gardening. In my younger days I loved going to shows; local bands and small venues, so someone with that kind of knowledge would be nice. I like all kinds of weird music, mostly metal and jazz though. some bands I like are The Avett Brothers, Wretched, Steely Dan, Miles Davis and Johnny Cash. Give me something I've never heard of and we'll see how i feel about it. I also like to read (only good stuff in this case) and listen to radio programs (Wait, Wait; Echoes, Diane Rehm, Selected Shorts, Car Talk).
I've been single for 2 years now and I'm ready to try something else and move on. Hopefully I can find someone who is consistent and has a good idea of who they are and what they're looking for. That being said I know I'll probably meet a lot of women before I find someone I can put up with and who can deal with my special brand of crazy. Relationships are about understanding and compromise, let's meet in the middle, if we don't kill each other.
I am a very loud, high energy type of dude. Sometimes I can dominate a room with my presence especially when I get excitable. A gentle poke in the ribs and a reminder that I'm not the shit will work to calm me down and redress the balance issue.
I want one woman, someone who cares and someone I can come home to at night and hold. I'd like to find someone I connect with on a deeper level. I would enjoy meeting someone I can wax philosophic with. I'm really interested in Quantum Mechanics. Someone who is open to finding out more about what life is about while exploring the little things. Let's find secluded spots to kiss and cuddle, let's cook a meal together, let's watch the sun rise, let's work in the garden and get dirty. Dirty is underrated in western society. You've got to be willing to be filthy after a days work, none of that prissy froo-froo shit. Besides, that gives me an opportunity to help get you nice and clean again.
I don't smoke and REQUIRE the same, no smoking socially or when you drink, it's gross! Having said that 420 is cool (hypocrisy?), but I'm making the move to vaping and edibles, so be open to that. I'm not really into going to bars unless there's good food or an event to try. I can be quite silly and funny and I try and live in "The Moment"... whatever that means.
I like to have a good time. I can also enjoy the beauty that small things add to our supposedly insignificant world.
Oh yeah, I LOVE cartoons, not necessarily anime but it's cool too, so if you're into that it's a big plus. I'm not much of a gamer but if you are I'm willing to be your padawan. Basically I'm saying Nerds go to the front of the line (listen to me... like it wrapped around the building, HA!)
If you think you'd like to know more I would love to get to know someone and find that spark. I have enjoyed putting a bit of myself out there, I hope you've enjoyed reading! Have a wonderful day... or night.
P.S. Also very important... I have a high and adventurous sex drive and would like to find someone who has the same. Sexual compatibility is very important in a relationship, I've tried making it work when it wasn't there, it leads to a lot of tension. As Ludacris so eloquently put it I'm looking for "A lady in the streets but a freak in the bed." I also prefer older women. Get at me for a pic and more info.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers