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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

02 Aug 2012 - superhero sidekick needed

18 Oct 2011 - Are You a Ghost Surfing the Web?

21 Jan 2010 - Dysfunctional Family Getting It Together Moving Sale

05 Dec 2009 - The guy who lives below me . . . - m4m

20 Jul 2009 - To The People Buying and Renting Porn at My Store

01 Jul 2009 - Female Bot seeks YOU - w4m - w4mw - mw4mw

19 May 2009 - The Semantics of Casual - w4m

27 Apr 2009 - UPDATE: Can somebody tell me how to give a great blow job? - w4mw

29 Mar 2009 - Good and Evil. Two Pygmy Goats

13 Oct 2008 - An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk

21 Jul 2008 - I will trade my sombrero for your kayak.

11 Mar 2008 - GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you - m4w

18 Dec 2007 - overweight, flaccid married man on the prowl

05 Nov 2007 - PAYING FULL RETAIL PRICE! for your used widgets & whatnots

19 Jul 2007 - Package Deal - Free Husband and Audi

22 Jun 2007 - Me: "Long day?" You: "Smell you later."

09 Oct 2006 - Profile Pet Peeves

22 Sep 2006 - To the creepy security guards

14 Sep 2006 - Rant: Post Office

28 Aug 2006 - RANT: Old People Smell Funny, and Other Life Lessons From EMS